var quotes=new Array()
quotes[0]="&quot;<a href=\"http://robot6.com\" class=\"text\">Robot6</a>, where the intelligance isn&#146t artificial.&quot;<br><i>Giese</i>"
quotes[1]="&quot;We&#146re buying all your Jolt.... Oh, and i&#146d like some pesto salad.&quot;<br><i>Tack</i>"
quotes[2]="&quot;It&#146s not a gang if you&#146re incorporated!&quot;<br><i>Swope</i>"
quotes[3]="&quot;The <a href=\"http://robot6.com\" class=\"text\">Robot6</a> 9: For when ya&#146 &#146hafta.&quot;<br><i>Unknown</i>"
quotes[4]="&quot;My daddy was a poker, my grandaddy was a poker, and my great-grandaddy.. well, we won&#146t talk about him... he was half-chicken half-man know how... &quot;<br><i>Simms<br>a.k.a. Malaka</i>"
quotes[5]="&quot;I&#146m gonna get a cab so I can drive next to you and watch you walk!&quot;<br><i>Swope</i>"
quotes[6]="&quot;We should get a bat and carve \"Sense\" into it backwards, so we can beat it into people.&quot;<br><i>Tack<br>on one of his client rants</i>"
quotes[7]="&quot;Oh yeah, it exists like a MoFo, and believe me, MoFo&#146s exist.&quot;<br><i>Adam </i>"
quotes[8]="&quot;I didn&#146t want to break up with my girlfriend until after the security audit, in case she decided to do the digital equivalent of slashing my tires.&quot;<br><i>Tack</i>"
quotes[9]="&quot;Man, we scare myself.&quot;<br><i>Adam,<br>on the subject of bad Jolt habits</i>"
quotes[10]="&quot;When I get pigs delivered to my house, I want somebody to show up with a bunch of pigs in a truck.  I don&#146t want to sit in my living room watching TV when all of a sudden a pig flys through my window and knocks me flat or something for weeks until I have all the pigs.&quot;<br><i>Tack<br>On another client rant about the client deliverables</i>"
quotes[11]="&quot;*...is that taken?&quot;<br><i>Sach<br>In reference to domain names</i>"
quotes[12]="&quot;Run without a schedule? Who? Us??? We have plenty of schedules... they&#146re everywhere, it&#146 just that none of them happen to meet our needs.&quot;<br><i>Sadie</i>"
quotes[13]="&quot;I&#146m the fucking CEO, of course I know the difference between an au lait and a latte!&quot;<br><i>Jonbrown<br>Explaining why he could sort which coffee belonged to which person</i>"
quotes[14]="&quot;I&#146m listening to some c64 game remixes right now, if i didn&#146t have a date tonight i&#146d feel like such a loser.&quot;<br><i>Gregg Giles</i>"
quotes[15]="&quot;I went to college for 5.5 years.  My biggest accomplishment was extreme proficieny at super mario kart.&quot;<br><i>Jay, eater of sushi</i>"
quotes[16]="&quot;I shocked one of my teachers once because I told her that I thought the crusades were kind of funny. &#146Funny?&#146 she said.  &#146There&#146s was nothing funny about it.&#146 Then I told her it was like some Monty Python skit. First we take it.  Then they take it.  Then we take it.  And then they take it. All the while both sides clumping together in a group, yelling nonsensical battle cries and waving swords in the air.&quot;<br><i>Todd Moreno, Esq.</i>"
quotes[17]="&quot;The Robot6 9: Don&#146t leave home without it.&quot;<br><i>Unknown</i>"
quotes[18]="&quot;Yo, yo, yo, grandmaster Sysadmin on the wheeels of steel, bringing enterprise java beanz to yo environment!&quot;<br><i>Thorsten</i>"
quotes[19]="&quot;F**king son of a motherless goat!!!!&quot;<br><i>Swope<br>Stubbing his toe</i>"
quotes[20]="&quot;I think we should get a bat and call it &#146It can&#146t be done!!&#146.&quot;<br><i>Giese</i>"
quotes[21]="&quot;As far as I can tell, the two biggest problems in the world are girlfriends and DNS&quot;<br><i>Lkb2k</i>"
quotes[22]="&quot;Welcome to work!&quot;<br><i>MikeG</i>"
quotes[23]="&quot;I wanna get arrested like that Russian guy!&quot;<br><i>MikeG</i>"
quotes[24]="&quot;We&#146re barely on schedule, which is sort of like being ahead of schedule.&quot;<br><i>MikeG</i>"
quotes[25]="&quot;laziness + abundant fraken-parts = cheap and thoughtless fixes&quot;<br><i>Adam</i>"
quotes[26]="&quot;75,000 dollars! Whoa... that is *so* much Jolt...&quot;<br><i>Adam</i>"
quotes[28]="&quot;I like it when people ask me questions, and i actually know the answers.&quot;<br><i>Lkb</i>"
quotes[29]="&quot;Everyone understands a good smack.  It&#146s the universal language.&quot;<br><i>punk</i>"
quotes[30]="&quot;We took in 100K last year, and spend 102K, which means we are doing much better than ENRON, wow.... we&#146re financial geniuses!!!&quot;<br><i>mikeg</i>"
quotes[31]="&quot;Yah, even I use vi for editing fstab. Emacs is overkill.&quot;<br><i>Erik</i>"
quotes[32]="&quot;Java:  write once, debug everywhere!&quot;<br><i>Cypherpunks</i>"
quotes[33]="&quot;So there&#146s an endless amount of things they can do to make the whole thing suck really fast.&quot;<br><i>Lorin, describing Micro$oft&#146s approach to developing .NET</i>"
quotes[34]="&quot;It&#146s not that there&#146s no free lunch---there&#146s just no lunch.&quot;<br><i>Sach</i>"
quotes[35]="&quot;Did somebody forget to tell R.E.M. that the&#146re not allowed to make records anymore.&quot;<br><i>Scott</i>"
quotes[36]="&quot;Source is great, if you like fucking around at your computer and not getting anything done.&quot;<br><i>Phil</i>"
quotes[37]="&quot;We need to make shitloads of money so we can get Grandmaster Flash to do one of our parties.&quot;<br><i>Erik</i>"
quotes[38]="&quot;I had the most horrible dream. I dreamt I got hacked... by Elias Levy. And he was mocking me for like 30 minutes.&quot;<br><i>Jay, recounting a nightmare on irc</i>"
quotes[39]="&quot;Can i take a look at this in two hours? I have to go eat sushi.&quot;<br><i>Jay (eater of Sushi)</i>"
quotes[40]="&quot;It&#146s never too early to start lying about your age, your weight or your height.&quot;<br><i>Phil</i>"
quotes[41]="&quot;It&#146ll be a pleasant little day-trip---go up, sue somebody, buy some wine.&quot;<br><i>Lorin</i>"
quotes[42]="&quot;Man, I hate... I just hate my hair.&quot;<br><i>Phil</i>"
quotes[43]="&quot;She wasn&#146t 12!  She was 13.&quot;<br><i>Sach</i>"
quotes[44]="&quot;My inbox says nothing but &#146<a href=\"http://sugoi.org/mailman/listinfo/bits/\" class=\"text\">bits</a>&#146 and &#146<a href=\"http://sugoi.org/mailman/listinfo/static/\" class=\"text\">static</a>&#146 the whole way down the line.&quot;<br><i>Sach</i>"
quotes[45]="&quot;Sure, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but that&#146s the last thing on your mind just after someone gouges out your eye.&quot;<br><i>Jun-Dai</i>"
quotes[46]="&quot;I like tack.  He makes me seem reckless.&quot;<br><i>Jay</i>"
quotes[47]="&quot;Whaddayamean?  This *is* me being tactful. Bitch.&quot;<br><i>Majcher</i>"
quotes[48]="&quot;&#146terrorists&#146 eating habits&#146---that&#146s it, it&#146s time to leave the country, dude!  I am so outta here.&quot;<br><i>Sach</i>"
quotes[49]="&quot;If you don&#146t use IE, then the terrorists have already won.&quot;<br><i>majcher</i>"
quotes[50]="&quot;I don&#146t know about Natoma; there are too many shady-ass boxes there.&quot;<br><i>tack</i>"
quotes[51]="&quot;I&#146m so totally drunk, I should so stay away from fire.&quot;<br><i>jay</i>"
quotes[52]="&quot;So, uh... sorry about that whole my people murdering your people thing... wanna go get some coffee?&quot;<br><i>murkjee</i>"
quotes[53]="&quot;I&#146m not totally trashed...  I&#146m just a little garbaged.&quot;<br><i> -- Sach, just moments ago.</i>"
quotes[54]="&quot;No, no, not &#146close&#146, it&#146s &#146L.A. close&#146.&quot;<br><i> -- Mikeg, driving around trying to find the Brazilian Bar.</i>"
quotes[55]="&quot;In L.A. every street is Geary Street.&quot;<br><i> -- Sach</i>"
quotes[56]="&quot;Gee, I hope it&#146s not my cheesy off-brand switch that&#146s causing the problem...&quot;<br><i> -- Tack</i>"
quotes[57]="&quot;Goddammit, why are all my friends paranoid freaks?!!&quot;<br><i> -- Curiel</i>"
quotes[58]="&quot;Sendmail isn&#146t a server. It&#146s a virtual machine for an experimental scripting language.&quot;<br><i> -- Bram</i>"
quotes[59]="&quot;I still hold the opinion if i&#146m not skiing, and water doesn&#146t melt outside the freezer. It&#146s TOO FUCKING COLD.&quot;<br><i> -- Lkb</i>"
quotes[60]="&quot;He writes scripts for all of these other films, but when he does his own films he doesn&#146t even have a script.&quot;<br><i> -- Jun-Dai (on <a href=\"http://www.wongkarwai.net\" class=\"text\">WKW</a>)</i>"
quotes[61]="&quot;Definition of \"globalization\": When wherever you go sucks just as much as where you came from.&quot;<br><i> -- Benjamin</i>"
quotes[62]="&quot;Victory?!!! I'm not done yet!&quot;<br><i>Giese<br>Conclusion of battlefield 1942 match</i>"
quotes[63]="&quot;We\'ve replaced sach with a GoP tool. Lets see if tack notices&quot;<br><i>Tack</i>"
quotes[64]="&quot;The Webmaster: Armed with his Dreamweaver +3&quot;<br><i>Giese</i>"
quotes[65]="&quot;dude, i am king of slackers. i beat giese out for laziest man alive.... he actually goes to work.&quot;<br><i>Jay</i>"

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